i did this yesterday. no fun
waiting for the blue line train… colddd & wet :<
I did this as well. No fun…then the red line stopped for a while and I had to maneuver that too.
Timshel
Chicago and Dave make me this happy.
Bohemian Grove=Elite Orgy
While the poor get poorer, the rich spend a few days in the wilderness thinking up new ways to fuck the world.
I'm going to be a librarian forever.
- Frat guy being loud in the library to other frat guys: Then I told her if she didn't shut up, I was going to stick my cock in her mouth.
- Me: Hey guys, I've been getting complaints about your rowdiness and if you're going to be loud and obnoxious, you need to go downstairs to the lower level or outside.
- Frat guy: What are you going to do about it?
- Me: Well, I'm sure the guys over at public safety would love to hear about you shoving cocks down girls throats.
- Frat guy: We'll keep it down.
GPOYW (Because I thought today was Wednesday. Woke up, found out it wasn’t, was late to class, then a girl asked me if I was pregnant.)
Now I’m at work til 6, trying to write an 8 page research paper on the Bachelorhood of Arthur Dimmesdale in The Scarlet Letter. I could go for some beer right now…but that’s probably why I look pregnant.
“ R is the most menacing sound. That’s why they call it Murrrrder. Not muckduck.
Dwight Schrute
I’ll bet you $100 you can’t watch this entire video. Seriously. Without switing tabs or windows and without muting it. You can’t do it. I swear to God.
I couldn’t do it! I tried so hard.
